Cragthor

Origins
Believed to be born from the heart of a mountain under a pile of rocks, Cragthor started life as any rock loving midget would. His father and mother (both rocks) were very proud to have such an enthusiastic son, who spent most of his time piling rocks into one corner, and then piling them into another corner. It wasn't until later when Cragthor realized he could eat rocks that he truly began to understand the powers he possessed. After hollowing out an entire mountain with his tremendous appetite, Cragthor, now with luscious calves of steel, left his mountain in search of, what else, more rocks.

Personality
Unhealthy fixation on rocks. Occasionally lands him into trouble.

After the Campaign
Lived in a cave with his lover, Leafblower, and there was much sex and rocks. (yes, this was the canon ending I chose)